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Hi, I'm River, and I might be getting a
new stepbrother soon.

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You know, I'm a real country girl.

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I don't just wear the boots.

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We're going to be going through my
potential stepsister's room. So she's

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obviously into music.

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That's not a tuner?

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Guy. Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed!

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Definitely not for private consumption.

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Oh my god, not that hair!

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I am an excellent bull rider.

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I'm River, and I might be getting a new
stepbrother soon, if he likes what he

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sees. You know, I'm a real country girl,
and I don't just wear the boots.

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I get down and dirty with him on my
farm.

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But I also have a fun side.

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I like to sing and write songs on my
guitar. So I really hope that my

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stepbrother likes what he sees.

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Hey, guys. I'm Jay.

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So... Oh, he's cute.

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Welcome. We're going to be going through
my potential stepsister's room.

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She's a good fit.

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We've got to see if combining our
families is really worth this whole

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So we'll see if she can, you know, be as
cool as her room makes out to be.

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See what we can find in here.

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So come on in. Let's check this out.

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All right, so we have kind of a dirty
room with some guitars and pants

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everywhere. Come closer. Come on in.

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I mean, I'm going to want my stepsister
to be much more clean than this,

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but it's okay. It happens to the best of
us. It's our room.

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I hope you wouldn't judge right off the
bat.

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All right, so first off, these pictures
I'm going to guess is probably her.

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Uh, it looks like she's a real cowgirl,
guys.

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Like, what's this?

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Long -lived cowgirls?

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Like, who has that? Unless, you know,
you're not from the country.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Do I look good in this hat, guys?

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I'm a very real cowgirl, that's for
sure.

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Oh, he's cute in my hat. I like that.

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Well, she probably looks okay in it. So,
I mean... Ugh.

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We've got some muddy jeans, of course.

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You know, what's the cowgirl without the
muddy jeans?

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I may need the hazard kit for this one,
guys.

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Thank you.

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Seems like she rolls around with the
pigs or something, guys.

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I don't know if that's dirt or sand
or... I

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don't know. Farm girls, you never know.

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All right.

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Move this out of the way.

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Cool. And they're overalls.

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What do you know? Leave that with that
one. I'm going to leave this on in case

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there's anything else.

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Guilty as charged, but wow.

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He's being a little bit ridiculous with
the glove.

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I guess he can't handle the dirt.

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All right, let's check the stuff out
over here.

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We have the...

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Guitar so she's obviously into music and
we have this weird tuner up here.

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We have this other tuner down in the
middle This tuner in the middle

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that's not a tuner oh

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My god, I'm so embarrassed oh

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My god

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Guys.

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No, no, no, no.

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Yeah,

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just a little vibrator, guys.

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Good thing I wore the hazard gloves.

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All right, we'll just pretend like we
didn't see that for now.

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She's old enough to have that stuff. I'm
sure her mom knows.

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So let's check out more of her stuff.

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Maybe some drawers. That'll be very
interesting.

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Based on what we have, I mean, it looks
like she probably has no clothes in the

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drawers based on clothes being kind of
everywhere else.

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But it's okay. I'm sure she's smart and
busy and into sports and all that, and

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maybe she can help me do my homework.

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But let's check out her drawers.

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I don't even know what to say right now.
I'm so embarrassed.

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Um, we have bras and panties. Oh my God,
not that pair.

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And they're different colors and sparkly
and

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like, what's this one?

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Yeah, that's definitely not for private
consumption.

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Who is this man? Oh my God.

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Maybe she's got this for a boyfriend or
something, which that's not my issue.

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Okay, I can tell that she's a freak.

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But we'll close that for now.

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Maybe some other drawers.

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Definitely another guitar.

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That's empty.

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Cool.

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I don't want to break anything.

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Got a cute little horse.

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Awesome. So I think we got an idea of
what we're working with here.

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She obviously likes country music.

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Of course, who doesn't like country
music?

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She likes the dirt and she likes to get
her boots wet.

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Hell no, I'm not from the city.

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Who does this boy think I am?

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Hopefully she's not too much of a farm
girl and doesn't track mud in and always

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have to clean up around the house, but
maybe we'll get along. Maybe this is all

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worth it in the end.

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I mean, her parents have to get along
one way or another.

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So I guess find out soon if she's fit
out to be my stepsister.

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All right, guys. I think I'm ready to
meet my potential stepsister.

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Well, howdy there.

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Nice to meet you.

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Say, you forgot your hat.

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Well, at least I don't find anything
like that.

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So what do you think? Do you think we
can make it a stepbrother and sister?

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Well, what I think is that you do like
to roll around in the mud.

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And you know how to have fun around
here.

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Well, I may be a simple country girl,
but I do know how to keep things

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interesting.

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Yeah? How so?

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Well, I know how to wrestle some hay and
I can wrestle

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a pig.

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Oh, is that right?

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And...

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I'm an excellent bull rider.

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Oh my god.

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Yeehaw.

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Oh,

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my gosh.

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I bet you don't mind a dirty girl now,
do you?

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Oh my God, I prefer it.

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Yes.

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Thank you.

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Rough around the edges.

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It's not a bad thing. It's a great
thing, but it might be a little too much

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me.

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So I think I've made my decision, and I
will not be your stepbrother.

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What?

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I'm sorry, but it's a little too much
for me. I'm just a city boy.

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I guess I should have seen this coming.

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City boys and country girls only work
out in songs.

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Nice to meet you.

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Don't let the door hit your cute ass on
the way out.

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Oh, well.

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That's why I got my trusty Dusty right
here.